truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(Source: snarg)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(Source: snarg)
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
Whenever I get emotional about television shows with my parents around
It will happen.
This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.
Oh my god.
want
i would cry
I will cry myself into an early grave.
OMG WHAT IF
I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god
and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.
and we’ll just all sob and hold each other
I’ll bring the tissues.



The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
One truck.
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports AIDs Charities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76% approval rating
- nicknamed Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
I will always reblog this lady.
Yo go Hazel.
hero
Canada rocks.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes









